Monday, May 17, 2004

The Glorious Beginning

O Doctor Bradley,
Your motorcycle is cool.
Congratulations.

Group presentations
Loathsome entities of doom
Please stop fidgeting.

There are windows here.
People outside can see us.
Stop copulating.

Dasani, my love,
Hawaii water is gross.
And so I drink you.

O dear pheremones.
What would I do without you?
Maybe I'd study.

Women of the world...
Please wear your jeans much higher,
For my retinas.

Her eyes are foggy
Like mist over the water
Might be cataracts!

O Doctor Bradley
You're such an aging hippie
But that's why you're cool

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